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A woman goes into the vets with a duck under her arm. The vet lifts the ducks head and it flops back down. "This duck is dead," sa...

Good weekend overall. I studied calculus, cleaned, and had lots of fun and sunshine. You think summer is officially over, but then you have ...

I Know That I Have Found Her To proclaim that I love her Is so easy to say And for that, I will tell her In my own special way Through meani...

Last weekend, I enjoyed a variety of social events and entertainment with a little bit of chores and relaxation. On Friday, Neil and Jennife...

The other day, I was downtown running some errands. I went over to the West End to visit M_Files. She was washing the playa off her car. She...

Apparently, I am Kermit the Frog. You Are Kermit Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know. You're a big t...

Had a nice relaxing labour day weekend. First time in years I stayed in town. On Saturday, I went downtown to run some errands and check out...

This afternoon, I went to Science World to see the LEGO: Secrets of the Pharaohs exhibit. Some of the Lego creations included Anibus , the...

Today, Fasty & Gia exchanged vows of love, honour and committment on the playa . I wish I could have been there. She borrowed my blue H...

Yesterday, Kelly and Omid came over to kidnap me for my birthday. Kelly brought me a loot bag that contained a birthday hat and horn, banan...

I am now one year older than I was a year ago. It is weird when you think about how many years you have been alive on earth and how many yea...

I took the Which Simpsons character are you quiz and apparently I am Lisa Simpson. I'm Lisa, who are you? by NoHomers.net  

Weekend was good. Friday, I took it easy and worked on Burning Man gift bags for Kamp GFY. The gift bags contain fun and silly dollar store...

The past couple of days have been hectic. When difficult times occur, they come like a tsunami. At least work is good. On Sunday, I went to ...

I have been back a full day from my road trip. I am not quite ready to go back to work. It perplexes me that the summer is almost over and I...

Back from the road trip. It was a stressful experience that I wanted to end after one day in Banff. It was probably the worst road trip or v...

Shopped, packed, and ready to go on the annual road trip. We depart tomorrow for Shuswap Lake to meet up with a couple before heading to Go...

Last weekend was great. I went to Donna and Jenn's housewarming on Friday. Donna moved to the west-si-eed to 12th Avenue. Great two bed...

We went to Connie's Cook House on 4th Avenue for dinner. Connie's has good Chinese food at reasonable prices. We were sweltering a ...

On Friday, we bought some sleeping bags for -5C weather for our camping trip to Banff next month from Mountain Equipment Co-op . I also boug...