The Duck Is Dead

A woman goes into the vets with a duck under her arm. The vet lifts the ducks head and it flops back down. "This duck is dead," says the vet. "I do not believe it", says the woman. "I want another opinion."

The vet opens the door and in comes a black Labrador. The dog sniffs the duck and shakes its head.

"There I told you," says the vet. "The duck is dead."

"I want another opinion," says the woman.

The vet calls and in comes a Siamese cat. The cat sniffs the duck and shakes its head.

"There I told you," says the vet. "The duck is dead."

"OK," says the woman. "I accept your diagnosis. Please give me your bill." (not part of the joke)

The vet gives her a bill for $2500 and the woman exclaims, "But you only said the duck was dead!"

"Yes," said the vet. "But I had to base my expert opinion on a lab report and a cat scan and they are expensive."


From: latenights in lotusland

 

Margaret Cho, Last Kiss, and The Drive

Good weekend overall. I studied calculus, cleaned, and had lots of fun and sunshine. You think summer is officially over, but then you have a warm and sunny day like Sunday.

On Friday, Kelly and I went to see Margaret Cho at the Orpheum. I had only ever seen her stand-up comedy routines on DVD or video. I was so excited to see her live. We stopped at Doolin's Pub prior to the show for some drinks and eats.

Prior to Miss Cho taking the stage, the Gay Mafia from Los Angeles took the stage. MC Lisp and L Word took the stage and dropped dope rhymes about gay culture and lifestyle, including Take You Homo and Funky Fag Hag. They both were hilarious and got the crowd going.

Then Margaret Cho took the stage. She looked absolutely fabulous! She said she finally had accepted herself for who she was and what she looked like, and I guess the inner beauty finally came through.

Her comedy set was hilarious, as always. Plenty of jokes about all kinds of topics, including gay and lesbian culture, predjudice, ignorance, politics, US vs. Canada, pop culture, and personal stories. I love her mom impressions. We laughed non-stop.

After the show, we phoned up Omid; but he did not answer. We left a message stating we needed help and we could not find cake. We wanted to track him down to go for dessert. But I guess it was not in our destiny.

 

On Saturday, I got my hair trimmed up for Fasty & Gia's wedding. (Not the playa one, the Thanksgiving one.) Brandon flat-ironed it and it looked awesome. The red and caramel-blonde highlights really came back out. I purchased a flat-iron from a coworker, so I just have to start practicing myself.

I was so annoyed on Friday when I was heading downtown because I noticed a parking ticket on my windshield wiper. I went to Safeway after class Thursday night. I was exhausted and I ran across the street to Shopper's for hair product. Then I went to go to Safeway for cat litter. I guess the parking attendant was watching me and saw that I left the parking lot. He enforcer gave me a $50 parking ticket. That seems excessive and outrageous. I have to print out my bank statement and haggle Safeway management after work today to try and get it reduced or removed.

After studying for an hour, Poiboy called me up. We were going to see The Last Kiss with Zach Braff. The movie was great. Kind of an updated Swingers. The directing, editing and characters were wonderful. I thoroughly enjoyed the movie about a lead character going through a half-life crisis and his friends' relationships collapsing around him.

I spent the evening studying more and then I watched Serenity by Joss Whedon. I am a huge Buffy and Angel fan. I have not seen Firefly, which this movie is based on. The movie was great, full of action, thrilleresqueness, and science fiction. Good special effects, and enjoyable and entertaining overall. I am definitely going to check out the tv show.

 

The last day of the weekend, Sunday, was beautiful. The sun was shining and it was warm. I did some more homework and some cleaning. I met up with K8 and we went to Commercial Drive to so some window shopping. We stopped in at Havana for lunch. I had the usual chicken salad and she had the crab salad. The place was packed throughout and the staff is awesome.

We checked out a few shops including Banshee, Beckwoman's, Ten Thousand Villages, and Womyn's Ware. Gia dropped by to meet up with us and things just got better and better! We walked back up the other side and stopped at Grandview Park. There is a new waterpark there with beautiful painted flowers and bugs all over it.

We continued back towards 1st Avenue. We stopped for Red Orange Gelato (yum!). We ran into Howler at another Gelato store while waiting for BT to meet up with us. We stopped at the Red Burrito for bites. The food smelled great, but I was not hungry. We continued towards Trout Lake, but ended up calling it an afternoon. I chilled and read Irvine Welsh's book Ecstasy while cuddling a cat. Finished the evening off with Simpsons, Family Guy, and The War At Home.

Listening to: Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends

 

I Know That I Have Found Her

I Know That I Have Found Her

To proclaim that I love her
Is so easy to say
And for that, I will tell her
In my own special way

Through meaningful words
And the warmth of my touch
Through these nights of romance
She deserves o' so much

She's trapped in my heart
She's always on my mind
She gives me her love
Our hearts intertwine

For the woman I love
I have searched my whole life
But I know that I have found her
Because I made her my wife

- Jeff Kovich -

 

Bo Kong, Burlesque and Hollywoodland

Last weekend, I enjoyed a variety of social events and entertainment with a little bit of chores and relaxation. On Friday, Neil and Jennifer were passing through Vancouver to London on their way back from Burning Man. A large group of us went to Bo Kong Vegetarian on Main & 14th to say hello, goodbye. I had never been to Bo Kong before, but it is always nominated as one of the best vegetarian places in town. Luckily, a frequent patron ordered most of the dishes for two tables of people to share.

I heartily enjoyed delicious dishes of spring rolls, deep-fried soy milk, sizzling steak, orange chicken cutlets, an eggplant dish, and a shiitake mushroom dish. This was hands-down some of the best vegetarian food I have ever tasted. Also, the service was excellent. Bo Kong is a Buddhist Chinese vegetarian restaurant. It is usually a close runner-up in the Best Vegetarian category of best restaurants in Vancouver.

 

On Saturday, I reviewed Precalculus in preparation for Calculus next week. I ran some errands and did some chores. In the evening, I met up with M-Files at Tinsletown to watch Hollywoodland at Cinemark Theatres. The movie was fantastic. I used to doubt Ben Affleck's acting capabilities, but he was superb in this movie. The whole cast was fanastic, including Adrien Brody, Diane Lane and Bob Hoskins. A great drama and oscar contender.

After the movie, we went to the Lamplighter in Gastown for Chaz Royal's Burlesque Social Club. This was my first experience viewing Burlesque and I was completely blown away. All the girls were fantastic, classy and talented. The crowd became saturated after an hour, so there was less whistling, hooting and hollering. I really enjoyed Via Rose and Farrah. Champagne Sparkles was delightful too.

After two intermissions, we decided to leave the show and head down Granville Street towards Davie to get something to eat. I wanted poutine from Fritz European Fry House on Davie Street, but the lineup was long and we did not want to wait. So, we settled for pizza next door. The pizza was good and not like other ghetto pizza places. After snacks and people watching, we parted ways and I went home to bed just before 2 am.

Listening to: The Beatles - Hello Goodbye

 

Thai Away Home

The other day, I was downtown running some errands. I went over to the West End to visit M_Files. She was washing the playa off her car. She lives in the same building as my cousin Kelly. It was great to see her and hear her tales from the playa. She expressed her amazement at the Belgian Waffle art structure. She said it was created by Belgians and it was burned at the end of the week. It was good to see her and briefly catch up. Hopefully, I will see her more often now that I have more dispoable time on my horizon.

On the way home, I stopped at Thai Away Home on Davie Street for delicious take-out. I ordered the Swimming Rama. They now service brown rice there and have many pre-made curries and sauces. I should try there pre-made take home frozen curries.

Finished the evening off eating my Thai food and watching Swimming Pool. An interesting movie about an English mystery authour who goes to France to work on her next book, only to unexpectedly share the house with her publisher's unusual French daughter.

 

Walked home from work and detoured to drop off some dresses to be dry cleaned. I have booked my flight for Fasty & Gia's wedding in Ontario next month. First time I will be flying Harmony Airlines. Miffed about not being able to bring water or juice on the flight. I like to stay hydrated. Worried the flight attendants will not come around often enough with fluids or I will have to pay $5 for a bottle of $0.18 tap water.

Walked up 4th Avenue and saw these cute Emk Clothing bags at Briers.

I bought my calculus text book and answer key. Both items were separate and together cost me just under $200. Sadly, I could not find a used set of books. Mind you, I should have started that task before the summer. An old classmate from precalculus is in my class; it is nice to see an old familiar face. I did start my review of precalculus (Chapter 1) today. Homework, *woo*. Listening to Ambient/Downtempo (Buddha Bar II and Alpha, and Deep Forest) does make it a bit more pleasant.

Listening to: Deep Forest - Sweet Lullaby

 

It's Not Easy Being Green

Apparently, I am Kermit the Frog.

You Are Kermit



Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know.
You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.
Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green.
Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies!

A la weekend

Had a nice relaxing labour day weekend. First time in years I stayed in town. On Saturday, I went downtown to run some errands and check out the store sales. I got some potential Xmas gifts on sale. In the evening, PoiBoy and I went to Drew and Erin's barbecue. They own a lovely house off Main Street. It is the kind of house I dream of owning myself some day. It had a beautiful back yard behind a three level, three bedroom house. The house had the master bedroom in a loft, hardwood floors, and a clawfoot bathtub.

Last week, I was missing everyone on the playa terribly. We briefly checked out the burn via web cam before going over to the Hollywood to watch Adam Sandler's movie Click. Christopher Walken was brillant (as always). The movie was actually quite fun and enjoyable--much more than I anticipated.

 

On Sunday, I went out to my dad's girlfriend to see my niece. We were suppose to go fishing with my cousins, but never actually made it happen. Instead, we drove around the countryside (Sardis) and bought some produce. I love Chilliwack peaches and cream corn! They were a great compliment to salmon for dinner. I read and played Legos with my niece.

We also watched Austin Powers and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Difficult to sleep in the valley because it is so warm at night. Everyone has fans going 24/7 and the repetitive hum kept me awake.

On Monday, I took my niece swimming at the Abbotsford Recreational Centre. We peered at the dark ice rink. It does not open for another month. I wonder if I can teach her how to ice skate. The Centre has a nice childrens pool area. The hot tub faces a plasma tv. After the pool, we played Snakes and Ladders with Kevin. Then we all went to White Spot for lunch. We finished off the afternoon with an hour at Centennial Park on Mill Road.

She was sad to part afterwards. She said, "Don't go to Vancouver." Kelly told her that we had to go back to work so we can make money to visit again. I have not seen her in about a month. I missed her sixth birthday when I went on holiday. I gave her belated birthday presents. Her own pink Holey Soles and a pink water bottle. There was also a Dora colouring book, an Emily Train, and a pink butterfly shirt from Banff. Hopefully, I can see her again in two weeks.

 

Started Calculus I today at Vancouver Community College. First class is difficult to get the flow going after taking four months off for summer. I will get into the swing of things. Not looking forward to math homework and mid-terms. I still have another term of it in spring to finish up first year. Did not get my other class, Organizational Behaviour, because I did not make it into Jasper on time to register. Langara gives you a designated date and time to register. My registration date was a day when I was in Jasper on holiday. I ran late that day, so I did not get into the class. I think next term will be easier because work is going to flex around my morning classes.

Listening to: Chantal Kreviazuk - Leaving On A Jetplane

 

LEGO: Secrets of the Pharaohs

This afternoon, I went to Science World to see the LEGO: Secrets of the Pharaohs exhibit.


Some of the Lego creations included Anibus, the Funerary Boat, Embalming, building the Pyramids, the Pharaohs treasures, the Funeral Chamber, and a Sphinx. I also got to trace my name in Hieroglyphs.

I also watched the Omnimax movie Greece: Secrets of the Past. A documentary about a Greek-American archeologist trying to uncover the history of an ancient Greeks living on Santorini from 1600 BC, the Bronze Era. The village was buried by a volcano in 1646 BC. There were no traces of survivors. I also got to see the Parthenon restored to its original state with CGI.

Listening to: The Bangles - Walk Like An Egyptian

 

I've Got Sands In My Shoes

Today, Fasty & Gia exchanged vows of love, honour and committment on the playa. I wish I could have been there. She borrowed my blue Holey Soles to wear for the ceremony. So, I guess in some sense, I am there with them spiritualy. Congratulations to both of you! I am eagerly anticipating your wedding with your families in October.

 

Yesterday, I bought myself a couple of bunches of beautiful burnt orange flowers. Good thing I did this to add some colour to my day because it quickly deteoriated like a Shakespearean tragedy.

It is funny how you settle into your place in the world, a smile on your face and striding along happy in life--when something spins you right around and everything is turned upside down. Nothing is what it seems, people you thought you knew and were dear to you are gone.

No worries though, I have to suck it up and put on a brave face for school. Calculus waits for no one.

Listening to: Dido - Sand In My Shoes

 

I Wanna Be With You Everywhere

Yesterday, Kelly and Omid came over to kidnap me for my birthday. Kelly brought me a loot bag that contained a birthday hat and horn, banana-smelling bubbles, silly glasses, a kaldescope, and many other silly things. I have not received a loot bag since I was a kid. Omid gave me a Shoop Sheep. He had put rocks in the box so it rattled when I shook it.

We went for brunch at Cafe Zen for eggs benny. Their eggs benny is the best in town. We drove towards Richmond along Burrard Street heading to our destination to play mini golf. Omid stopped the car and jumped out. We were perplexed trying to figure out where he went. He came back with balloons!. I got a pink balloon with Happy Birthday written on it and a golf balloon.

In the car, Omid threw confetti all over me. We stopped for lemonade and cookies at a stand on Arbutus between 3rd and 4th Avenue. A good deal for $3 for the three of us. The lemonade was actually very good.

We played mini golf at Harry's Golf Range in Richmond. The mini golf course was actually a real course with real grass (not astro turf). It was a lovely course. Thanks to Shirley for recommending it. We had a blast at the course. Some good shots, some not so good. Overall, it was the best birthday I have ever had. Mucho thanks to Kelly and Omid!

Listening to: Fleetwood Mac - Everywhere

 

They say it's your birthday

I am now one year older than I was a year ago. It is weird when you think about how many years you have been alive on earth and how many years ago you exited your mother's womb.

Yesterday, my coworkers gave me a lovely card for my birthday. One of the sales reps brought me a colourful bouquet of flowers. Another sales rep got me creme brulee from Capers (I love their brulee).

Gia met me after work and we walked around Burrard and 4th Avenue in Kitsilano. We had dinner at Las Margaritas. I had the usually salmon burrito and a strawberry margarita. (I am such a lush.) Delicious as always!

Gia gave me a framed picture of us from SantaCon in a beautiful frame. It was such a lovely gift. I adore it!

 

On Friday in the afternoon, I went to see the current exhibits at the Vancouver Art Gallery. I had been waiting for a few months for someone to go with me to see the exhibits, but decided I should go by myself for the exhibits were closed. I was very excited to see the Arthur Erickson: Critical Works exhibit and the Some Assembly Required: Contemporary Prefabricated Houses exhibit.

Arthur Erickson is a world reknowned architect and is considered a Master in his field. He has designed many beautiful buildings, including Simon Fraser University, the Museum of Anthropology, Robson Square and Law Courts, the Waterfall Building, among others. The exhibit showcases his works, current projects and his life at large. (Additional Arthur Erickson link.)

The Prefabricated Houses exhibit is exciting to me because I am interested in sustainable living. Prefabricated design and philosophy focuses around using time efficiently, using renewable resources, and creating less waste.

I dream of some day living in a Dwell House designed by Resolution: 4 Architecture.

Equally desirable is a Sunset Breezehouse designed by Michelle Kauffman. Kauffman also designed the Glidehouse. I got an opportunity to tour the Glidehouse at last year's BC Home Show.

Both houses would reduce my impact on the earth and increase my health and wellness. Both houses are built and assembled in sections so that when the pieces are delivered, they can easily be assembled. The parts can be created and built on site within months. The Sunset Breezehouse can be built to accomodate future solar panels.

 

While I was standing on the corner of Robson and Burrard Streets, I heard some bike bells. I saw the Critical Mass riders ride down Robson Street towards Thurlow to promote cycling and transit riding in Vancouver. Drivers were just annoyed and honked
furiously. I chuckled a bit.

After visiting the VAG, I went to meet Kelly in the West End. We chatted and sat on her balcony for awhile. Soaking in the warm evening weather and catching up on life. For dinner, we went to Cafe Luxy. This Italian restaurant is one of our favourites. I choose the Pollo alla Luxy (my usual favourite) with chicken, penne, sun-dried tomatoes, bell peppers in a rose sauce. Kelly went for her favourite of seafood lasagna. We ended the evening with a walk along the seawall by Sunset Beach. Saw the innushuk for the Vancouver 2010 Olympics.

Listening to: Texas - Inner Smile

 

Lisa it's your birthday, happy birthday Lisa

I took the Which Simpsons character are you quiz and apparently I am Lisa Simpson.


I'm Lisa, who are you? by NoHomers.net

 

A la weekend

Weekend was good. Friday, I took it easy and worked on Burning Man gift bags for Kamp GFY. The gift bags contain fun and silly dollar store items and lots of candy. Candy counts and goes a long way. I also made glow bead necklaces with Bonne Bell lip crack hanging off them.

 

On Saturday, I went to the PNE with K8 & BT, and Fasty & Gia. It was my birthday wish.

First item up for conquer was the gluttonous mini donut consumption. I had been looking forward to those little ones all year.

We spotted Santa and resisted the urge to chant, "Buy more stuff!" Visited the animal barns (one of my favourites as a kid). We saw a colt who loved to be scratched furiously on the neck. Reminded me of a cat.

Lots and lots of llamas. Including the llama Dating Game and the Super Llama. I loved the peace sheep.

We also went to a Thai rave on the beach. Grabbed lunch at the Central Barbecue and sat on the lawn before the Main Stage. Saw variety of talent contest finalists, including an all girl plus 1 drummer boy band. They sang a cute and catchy song called Forever.

No PNE experience is complete without FIYB Stewie. Lots of cool, hippie and psychedelic prizes in the gamble-your-money-away midway games.

The shooting gallery got upset because we took pictures. Apparently, the camera flash sets off all the motion-sensored animated objects. No PNE day is complete without the token shoe shot.

I love the PNE, but I miss the original food pavillion, Show Mart, and the building that had the three-dimensional map of BC in it.

 

That evening, I went to Abel's stagette. We started out together drinking, eating and being silly. Did the usual things (wink, wink). Then we went to Celebrities. The walk up was hiliarious. We ran into a guy in drag outside the Atlantic Trap and Gill.

Lots of yahoos stopped, gawked, or honked. At Celebrities, there were 3 or 4 other stagettes. We danced, drank and laughed all night. It was such a blast and a pleasure to help her party one last weeekend before the grim reapers take her to the married world. She was dressed as a sexy red devil. (Brillant idea Sophie!)

Listening to: Bon Jovi - Living On A Prayer

Pirates, JJ Bean, Tomato

The past couple of days have been hectic. When difficult times occur, they
come like a tsunami. At least work is good.

On Sunday, I went to JJ Bean on Commercial Drive to meet up with some performers from Radiant Heat. They were viewing the photographs taken from the Illuminaries show at Trout Lake. It sounds like the fire performance was great and the crowd was enthusiastic.

I got to see Todd, who I have not seen in awhile. He told me Pride Parade was fabulous except for the changed parade route. The stilt walkers had a difficult time going up and down hills. I saw a few photos Katia took and the costumes and performers looked beautiful. I wish I could have seen it I have never been to Pride Vancouver.

Afterwards, I went downtown to see Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. I do not care what the critics say: It was disappointing or not as good as the first movie. It was a fantastic bridge movie in a trilogy. Every moment was enjoyable and entertaining. I really liked the new characters, especially the voodoo priestess. Great action sequeneces and comedy relief. I loved the three-way sword fight on the movie water wheel. Great conflicts at the end and a fantastic way to leave us hanging. I am eagerly anticipating the final movie in the trilogy.

On Tuesday, I met up with K8 for a walk in Queen Elizabeth Park. After sitting on a bench for awhile and gazing at the beautiful gardens, we met up with BT for dinner at the Tomato Fresh Food Cafe on Cambie and 17th. I had never been here before, but K8 said the brunch is very good. I ordered the Seafood Boubillaise, K8 had the Potato-Crushed Salmon, and BT had the Beef Tenderloin. The boubillaise was delicious. I had a bite of both of their meals and they were wonderful.

Tomato has been on my list of restaurants to try. I was heartily pleased by all aspects of the restaurant: service, ambience, and food. I would definitely return to Tomato to try their brunch and lunch.

For dessert, we went to La Casa Gelato on Veneables. K8 treated me to a scoop of White Chocolate and Raspberry. A great finish to a good day with friends. Tsk on them for tempting me to the Burn.

Listening to: Bow Wow Wow - I Want Candy

 

Banff, Lake Louise and Jasper

I have been back a full day from my road trip. I am not quite ready to go back to work. It perplexes me that the summer is almost over and I start school again in a few weeks.

We left for the road trip last Saturday. We stopped at Shuswap Lake to meet up with another couple. We swam and boated on the lake for a few hours in the afternoon. That was loads of fun. The lake was busy with Albertans (mostly families). The camp grounds were mostly filled with RVs. Lots of people wake board and tube on the lake with speed boats.

We spent the evening overnight in Golden at the Sportman's Lodge. The hotel was good and exceeded my expectations. The hot tub had weird foam on it and made our bathing suits smell like wet dog. The pool was very small, but it had a waterslide. We ate breakfast at the ABC Restaurant just down the way. Service was slow, however, the food was good.

 

On Sunday, we drove to Banff. We camped at Tunnel Mountain Village I (or II). The camp site was very good and the bathrooms were a decent size. There were only two showers for the whole loop. Luckily, most of the people in our loop left on Monday. So, we had the loop and bathroom to ourselves. The bathrooms were rarely cleaned and usually had garbage on the floors, plugged toliets, and lack of toliet paper.

In Banff, we shopped and explored the first day. After lunch back at camp, we drove to Bow Falls. There were always lots of tour busses with foreigers everywhere. I heard all kinds of languages and saw all kinds of license plates.

The following day, we canoed down the Bow River from Blue Canoe rentals. Then the other girl and I went to the Banff Museum, Canada Place, and the Cascade Gardens. I never made it to the Buffalo Nations Luxton Musuem or seen the First Nations dancing in the Casade Gardens. I also did not go on any walks or hikes in Banff. We also drove up to the Cave and Basin site and I saw the Reflecting Pool, which was the original hot springs pool and the first federal park.

Banff is beautiful. We ended our last evening in Banff at the Upper Hot Springs. The mineral water rehydrated my dry skin and completely relaxed me. It is busy, but becomes sparse a few hours before closing time. We went into town for dinner and ate at Wild Bill's. The food was good, but the service was mediocre.

Before we left the next morning, we drove around the golf course. We saw a family of elk feeding in the forest just before Bow Falls.

 

We headed to Lake Louise by driving down the Bow Valley Parkway. We saw some goats on the road. There were various view points to stop at. The mountains are beautiful on a clear day. Unfortuately, the weather started to become cloudy and rain was on its way. In Lake Louise, we had to split our camp sites because they only allowed one tent and car per site. There is an electric fence and a wire cattle guard surrounding the campground. Lake Louise village is very small. The grocery store is very basic. We did not shop prior to Lake Louise, so we feasted on hot dogs and cob corn for dinner.

We went to Lake Louise and snapped a few photos before the horizontal rain. Everyone started running back to the parking lot. We stopped under a tree hoping the rains would stop. They did not, so we went into the Fairmont Chateau Lake Louise. The hotel lobby was beautiful. It amazes me that some of these hotels in Banff have been there since the early 1900s.

We then went to Moraine Lake. This is the lake that is on the back of the old Canadian twenty dollar bill. The lake was a lovely pristine blue surrounded by glacier mountains. It was created over thousands of years dating back to the ice age. You can go on a small 5 minute hike up a hill for a better view of the lake.

The lodge has a small cafe below it that sells overpriced items that are disappointing. We had machine pumped watery hot chocolate for $3.50 each.

The rains had started and thank dogness for tarps. We stayed one night before heading to Jasper.

 

Before leaving Lake Louise the next morning, we went to Laggan's Mountain Bakery and Deli. I had a Western breakfast bun and chai latte, which were both delicious. We also grabbed some fresh baked sourdough bread.

We drove up the Columbia Icefields Parkway towards Jasper. Driving past summits and glacier mountains was breathtaking, even on a cloudy and overcast day. There are a few campgrounds and hostels along the Parkway, but I cannot imagine staying at those places because it could be very cold.

We stopped at Peyto Lake and Mistaya Canyon. I was very impressed with the canyon. It consisted of twisting, deep chasms with rushing waters.

Then, we stopped at the Columbia Icefield. You can walk up to the glacier. It was raining. I did not go on the glacier for fear of slipping or falling down a crevice. We read a story on a sign about a nine year-old boy who fell in a crevice and died from hypothermia. It also said the last several attempts to save people who fell have failed. Some people hiked up on tours with strap-on ice climbing metal cleats. You can pay to ride up the glacier on snow cat tour.

We ate lunch in the Columbia Icefield cafe. It serves the basics and is decent. We had chicken burgers and fries. There is also soup, salad, sandwiches and chinese food. The dining room also serves a lunch buffet for $18.95.

 

In Jasper, we stayed at the Whistler campground. It has a central area with showers (about 9), recycling, amphitheatre, and field. There are also two swing sets. The amphitheatre shows nightly shows for families. I really was impressed by this campground.

The town of Jasper was my favourite. It was not very commercialized bursting with tourists. It was a basic town with a two main streets surrounded by beautiful mountains. While in town, my favourite stores were the Tea Leaf Boutique and Jasper Camera & Gift. We had lunch at Japser Park Pizza. We were early for the oven-fired thin crust pizzas (after 5 pm), but the pizzas were still great.

 

While in Jasper, we visited the Maligne Canyon. It was a hike down along the canyon with a system of bridges. We did not go all the way down, but most of the distance. The deep crevices and waterways were impressive. My first and only hike. We also drove to Maligne Lake. The drive up to the lake is lovely with many opportunities for viewing wildlife. On the way, we passed Medicine Lake, also known as the Dissapearing Lake. The lake water level was very low and we could see animal tracks in the sand.

Maligne Lake was beautiful. We could see snow on the glacier mountains. We strolled along the lake to a better viewpoint. Every now and then in various areas of Banff, Lake Louise, and Jasper, we could hear people with bells on their backpacks and clothing. We called these sounds "dinner bells". The bells are not loud enough for a bear to hear.

On the way back from the lake, we came upon random cars stopped all over both sides of the road and people running around outside. The chaos turned out to be caused by a sighting of two black bear cubs on the side of the road. I thought these people were morons. We could not get by them and no desire to get out of the car because we did not know where the black bear mother was.

We ended our trip in Jasper at the Miette hot springs. They were lovely, but I felt it was like sitting in a giant hot tub. Still relaxing. There were deer in the parking lots feeding on grassy areas. The drive is about 15 km off the highway. Luckily, we did not see any wildlife running across the road on the way back to the highway after dark.

Drove back the next day straight to Vancouver. Long drive, but it is good to be home.

Listening to: Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams

 

Highway to Hell

Back from the road trip. It was a stressful experience that I wanted to end after one day in Banff. It was probably the worst road trip or vacation I had ever been on.

We were with a couple that fought constantly like an old-fashioned 1950s couple. The male was almost always dominating, condescending, controlling, and negative. It caused me to be stressed, unhappy and low. I felt like I was slowly drowning. My mate, a very good swimmer, refused to rescue me. By the time we went to Lake Louise, I had basically given up on the trip altogether. By the end of the week, my mate and I were no longer talking.

In the city, I always remove myself from the stressful or dysfunctional situation. On a road trip, you cannot. Thankfully, I somehow survived the week and made it home safe. My relationship did not.

Listening to: AC/DC - Highway to Hell

 

Annual Road Trip

Shopped, packed, and ready to go on the annual road trip. We depart tomorrow for Shuswap Lake to meet up with a couple before heading to Golden overnight. On Sunday, I plan to go to the Wolf Sanctuary and an Edelweiss Village. I would like to go river rafting too, but I do not think I have the stamina or strength for it.

I have done my research in my Lonely Planet book and WHERE Rockies.

Then it is off to Banff for three nights to camp, hike, bike and explore. I am so excited to depart on this trip. It has been on my list of places to travel to for a long time. I am also hoping to visit the Banff Museum and Buffalo Nations Luxton Museum. I also want to see a First Nations dance demonstration at the Cascades Garden and hike to Bow Falls.

There are a lot of summits to hike up and lakes to hike around. Some areas have tea houses for rest and refreshment. I have a eagerness to see the Banff Springs Hotel because the movie The Shining was filmed there.

There are also hot springs in Banff and Jasper.

After Banff, we spend one night and two days in Lake Louise. I am hoping to do some canoeing there. Then it will be two nights and three days in Jasper. On the way back to Vancouver, we stay overnight in Kamloops before heading home.

My only fear or worry is becoming a bear snack. Stacy a la skewer. I read up on bear safety. I learned to not even leave or put anything in the tent that has a scent--even toothpaste or lip balm. Bear lockers store everything scented or tasty.

I have to be online on Thursday to register for classes at Langara. So, I'll try to post updates as I can. I will send postcards to loved ones. You know who you are. :o)

Thanks to Leanne for cat-sitting for me. Three cats is a tall order and requires master cat herding skills. Mind you, she is writing her thesis for her Masters in Psychology. Maybe she can psychoanalyze my minions.

Listening to: Tom Cochrane - Life Is A Highway

 

Rad, Awesome, Totally Eh?

Last weekend was great. I went to Donna and Jenn's housewarming on Friday. Donna moved to the west-si-eed to 12th Avenue. Great two bedroom apartment facing northwest. I was so impressed with the apartment renovations by the building. New dishwasher and double pane windows. Great layout and spacious for Vancouver. I wondered how easy it would be to find a suite like that. The house warming had a nice mix of artsy, creative, and fun-types. Jenn owns Tickled Pink. Met another woman who makes corsets in Gastown. Women, doin' it for themselves! Truly fab!!!

 

On Saturday, we went to Paul's 30th birthday at his parents place in West Vancouver. Beautiful sweeping views from a very large, contemporary house. We had barbecue amongst other 80s-garb types. Great outfits and fun music. Siofan did a great job DJing. Old cheesy retro classics I had not heard in awhile. There even was a baby dressed as an aerobics instructor. Paul was dressed as Don Johnson. My mate went as a preppie (think Sixteen Candles) and I went as a punk rocker. I was the girl from the wrong side of the tracks. We even got to see the fireworks from English Bay. Totally awesome eh?

 

Slept in and went downtown to check out the summer shop sales. I went to Sears and usually do not find anything because it is geared towards older ladies. However, the second floor now carries more modern and contemporary brands. I mean really, where can a 30-ish gal shop when she does not want to dress like a 20-year-old social butterfly or a soccer mom? I got a great Conard C jacket in military green and a beautiful royal blue flared pattern skirt by Wear Else. A couple of pairs of jeans to boot. It is so difficult to find jeans that fit. Most stores target teenagers, so the jeans tend to be tight-fitting or low rise. I got two dark denim jeans. (Thanks Stacy and Clinton from What Not to Wear!)

Listening to: Heart - Magic Man

 

Viva Italia

We went to Connie's Cook House on 4th Avenue for dinner. Connie's has good Chinese food at reasonable prices. We were sweltering a bit in the restaurant, but we had our fill of lemon chicken, beef and broccoli stir-fry, and prawn chow mein. Left overs to boot!

We wandered next door to Does Your Mother Know?, a magazine shop. This shop has almost every kind of magazine imaginable. I always see one or two that I had no idea existed. I headed straight for the Home and Interior Design section to get my fill of house pr0n. I had seen most of the mags this month and I am eagerly anticipating next month's selection.

Afterwards, we dropped off the leftovers at my mate's, refueled and refreshed, then headed down to Kitsilano Beach to grab a spot before the fireworks. We played some Uno for about 45 minutes to kill time.

This was the first night of the HSBC Celebration of Light. The first country competing was Italy. I only saw one night of fireworks last year--Canada. It was so awful, we left halfway through. However, Italy's fireworks display was beautifully choreographed and star-studded with colourful complexity. The finale was fantastic.

There are less yahoos and chaos on the Kitsilano Beach and Vanier Park side. It is mostly families. I no longer go to English Bay for the fireworks display. On Saturdays, English Bay is a zoo full of drunken suburbianites ready to start trouble. The event draws 300,000 people. The competition has some of the best fireworks I have seen in the world.

Fire Sky

On Friday, we bought some sleeping bags for -5C weather for our camping trip to Banff next month from Mountain Equipment Co-op. I also bought a medium sized duffle bag. We also went to Canadian Tire on Cambie. We lifted up Coleman and other brands of sleeping bags and they were heavy compared to the MEC ones we bought. A 5 pound sleeping bag!

I bought a air pump ac/dc charger. One of our battery operated one died. I am tired of buying batteries anyhow. I am researching battery rechargers and leaning towards buying one. The recharger kits seem expensive, but I realize it is an investment. The batteries say they last three times longer than regular disposable batteries and can be used up to 500 times.

After our shopping excursion, we met up with Becky and Brian and some of his friends for a drink and dinner. We walked west down Broadway, but we could not find anything. The Rugby Beach Club Grille was vetoed, which was disappointing because I was so looking forward to trying it. The Korean BBQ place had no one in it except one lonely woman. Habibi's was closed. I vetoed all-you-can-eat sushi.

So we opted for the Mongolie Grill. I like how you can pick your own meat and vegetables. You try and guess the weight of your selection; if you guess correctly, you receive your dinner for free. We got to sit outside on the patio beside two billboard signs. There was constant honking and police sirens going off at Cambie and Broadway. I wondered how much the noise level would disturb the future tenants of the four developing buildings in the area.

 

Today, I met up with Adam and Chris for a walk. We walked down Robson and then Denman to try and find sushi. But nothing was really standing out. I vetoed Dairy Queen. We tried to go to Musashi, but it was closed. We walked back to Capers. Chris suggested grabbing food for a picnic at Stanley Park. I grabbed a turkey, brie and roasted apple sandwich, Que Pasa chips, Muir Glen salsa, and sun-dried tomato hummus. Topped it off with some Boylan's cream soda.

We walked over to the seawall entrance and past some Bicenntenial art structures on West Georgia. Chris said the red structure looked like pick-up sticks. We walked along the seawall past the Vancouver Rowing Club. We walked into the park past the parking lot towards the Vancouver Aquarium. We cut through the main park area towards Lumberman's Arch. It was busy on the lawn, but not as busy as I thought it would be.

As soon as we sat down, we were surrounded by nine seagulls. Walking past Painter's Corner in the front the park, we saw a kid feeding a seagull by hand and his dad taking pictures. Tourists are so ignorant. I remember seeing a woman once feed a raccoon a banana.

Being at Lumberman's Arch reminded me of my childhood. Our dad used to take us there to play in the sand in the pool (before it was a water park it was a pool that was designed to fill up with ocean water). We used to get takeout fish and chips and feed the seagulls extra chips. Ahh, so much time has passed and the park and zoo have changed so much.

A nice way to spend a summer afternoon. We spotted an eagle flying back and forth over the sky and a giant cruise ship sailing out of Burrard Inlet. The cruise ship had eight decks. Massive--like a mobile city on the ocean.

After an hour or so, we walked back towards the entrance of the park. I picked up two discarded water bottles on the ground. I loathe litter in green spaces. How lazy can you be? If we continue to litter in our green spaces, we may be sitting in piles of garbage every time we want to go and enjoy these spaces. Leave No Trace. Pack it in, pack it out. Please, pitch in and do your part, or our city will be littered everywhere.

We detoured off the walkway to the little area where you can walk down and look at one aquarium exhibit for free. The aquarium is lovely, but expensive for $18 per person. We viewed a sea lion resting on a rock and two harbour seals swimming around. It reminded me somewhat of being at the Oregon Zoo after the Oregon Coast trip in 2004 (central to south coast).

We walked out of the park back towards West Georgia and continued along the path towards the Coal Harbour seawall. We enjoyed the view of Stanley Park and the mountains on the North Shore while walking towards the Westin Bayshore and Marina. We stopped off at the community centre for some drinks. I was surprised at how many wedding parties we saw (one taking photos, another on a boat cruise, and another holding a reception in the community centre).

We sat in front of the water park and relaxed while taking in the view. We are so lucky to have so much public access to the water and great parks all over Vancouver.

 

Said goodbye to the guys and took a packed bus home to Kitsilano. Rested and refreshed at home for a bit before going out again to meet my mate for ice cream. Paradiso Italian Gelato on Yew Street between York Avenue and Cornwall Avenue is the best I have ever been to in Vancouver. I love their vanilla and tiramisu combination. Their waffle cones are delicious and the perfect sweetness. Today, I choose tiramisu and raspberry. You can ask for a single cone split with two smaller flavours instead of one large one. A great deal and it makes it slightly easier to decide. The owner makes the gelato from scratch in the shop.

Walked towards the beach and told a nice couple where we got our ice cream (they asked so nicely!). A little girl came up to me in yellow Crocs and asked me why I was wearing to different colours of Holey Soles. She was so adorable.

Sat at the beach watching the beautiful sunset. Felt sorry for a speed boat that had engine troubles and drifted towards the beach and rocky area. The sunset was the best one I have seen this year with fiery red, orange, and yellow. I guess smog is good for something.

Listening to: Bob Marley - Everything's Gonna Be Alright